He is my love. My life. My one and only.

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via covergirl-in-camouflage)

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195627
Posted
40 minutes ago

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

(via covergirl-in-camouflage)

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195627
Posted
1 hour ago

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

(via itsjustthatsimple)

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Posted
2 hours ago

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via baerito)

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Posted
2 hours ago
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via humortastic)

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Posted
2 hours ago

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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(via covergirl-in-camouflage)

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Posted
2 hours ago
goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

goblin-sorcerer:

Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.

(Source: quentinssential, via baerito)

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2 hours ago

junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

(Source: azraneggacy, via hatecrust)

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Posted
2 hours ago
panderton:

f-reska:

cynicallys:

Chandelier // Sia (Official Music Video)

She’s so talented and gorgeous, she’s 11 years old.


She is unbelievably perfect I can’t get enough!!

panderton:

f-reska:

cynicallys:

Chandelier // Sia (Official Music Video)

She’s so talented and gorgeous, she’s 11 years old.

She is unbelievably perfect I can’t get enough!!

(Source: spirometria, via irretentive)

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80578
Posted
2 hours ago
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